playful companion. erotic confidante. tender-hearted troublemaker. meet your new girl friday.

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You know that old trope, right? In movies, she's the quintessential go-to gal, the abundantly competent & unflappable sidekick, the jill of all trades with more than a few tricks up her sleeve.

When life hands her lemons, Girl Friday busts out the cocktail shaker & shakes it up, baby. Her clever repartee? Legendary. Her body? Even better. She gets the job done & looks damn good doing it.

Girl Friday’s role might theoretically be a “supporting” one, but don’t be fooled. She’s nothing less than essential. Her sharp wit keeps you on your toes. Her carefree mood uplifts your own. She senses, intuitively, what you need in order to become your best self, & then whoop, there it is — you didn’t even have to ask.

What Girl Friday decidedly isn't is a girlfriend. (Yes, she's tried it, bought the t-shirt, returned the t-shirt for store credit...) She’d prefer you experience her as a paramour — an oasis amidst the ordinary — a respite from the sentimentality of romance. Friday craves affairs of the flesh, not the soul. Leave your heart at home. As for the rest of you? Bend the rules. Stay out past curfew. Your secrets are safe here.

i'm bold, bright, & endearingly quirky. a free-spirited sweetheart with a rebellious streak. i believe in authenticity & connection. life's too short to fake it.

I’m a good listener. A great secret-keeper. A nimble conversationalist with the vocabulary of either a college professor or a sailor, sometimes both! A child of the 80s and 90s, I’m an irreverent, wry Gen X’er with the maverick spirit of a millennial, all wrapped up in one cute-as-a-button, sexy AF package.

When it comes to my appearance, I’m a bit of a chameleon. Some days you’ll find me in barely-there makeup & yoga tights; other days I’m dressed to the nines in a funky miniskirt & tall boots. My style is as eclectic as my personality, but no matter what I’m wearing, I’m sure to turn heads without raising eyebrows.

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I possess clear, fair skin & an infectious, easy laugh. I am blessed with a plump, muscular, softly curvaceous figure. My solid calves & defined arms provide delightful contrast to my tummy, wide hips & round backside. My D-cup breasts are all-natural, as is the rest of me. You’ll find no silicone, saline, or other surgical body modifications here. I’m quite athletic by nature & love pushing myself to new fitness goals. I also love junk food (sue me)! I take great pleasure in my body exactly as it is. I suspect you’ll enjoy it too.

I grew up in Minnesota, so my heart belongs to this land of 10,000 lakes & 10 million mosquitoes, but I also love to journey stateside & beyond! Should the itch for a travel companion strike you, my passport & suitcase are always on standby. Of course, if you’d rather stay local, I am a top-notch tour guide & would love to show you around the “Mini-Apple.” (Kidding…no self-respecting person calls it that. Just say Minneapolis, OK?)

I’ve been a companion for much of my adult life, having put myself through college & graduate school on my earnings. I’ve gained a stellar reputation for my professionalism & personality, glimpses of which you can certainly see in my former TER reviews.

I invite you to explore more of my website & contact me when you’re ready — I can’t wait to hear from you. :)

 

essentials

age mid-30s

height 5'4"

weight 150

measurements 34D-30-42

clothing size 10/L

shoe size 10

heritage european mutt (spanish & french)

tattoos 8

piercings ears, nose

education master's degree in english

hometown dakota & anishinaabe territories currently known as minneapolis, mn

likes running, netflix & chili dogs, actual dogs, cooking, anything outdoors, spontaneous adventures

politics left of left (sorry not sorry)

ex-smoker / light social drinker / omnivore

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